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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why do Brutus and Cassius argue?”  Bottom text:  ”Because the make-up sex is spectacular.”]
Then in my tent, Cassius, enlarge your griefs,  And I will give you audience.
      —- Brutus, Julius Caesar Act IV.2 
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why do Brutus and Cassius argue?”  Bottom text:  ”Because the make-up sex is spectacular.”]

Then in my tent, Cassius, enlarge your griefs, And I will give you audience.

      —- Brutus, Julius Caesar Act IV.2 

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    • #julius caesar
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    • #cassius
    • #gay sex
    • #ho yay
    • #homoeroticism
    • #is that what the kids are calling it these days
    • #enlarge his griefs indeed
    • #his griefs is his penis
    • #sex
    • #make-up sex
    • #bow-chicka-wow-wow
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “What are Brutus’ tragic flaws?”  Bottom text:  ”He keeps letting Popeye get a hold of Spinach.”]
Every.  Single.  Time.
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “What are Brutus’ tragic flaws?”  Bottom text:  ”He keeps letting Popeye get a hold of Spinach.”]

Every.  Single.  Time.

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    • #brutus
    • #ju
    • #Julius Caesar
    • #popeye
    • #spinach
    • #strong to the finish
    • #i eats me spinach
    • #now the theme song is stuck in my head
  • 10 months ago
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “How are Hamlet and Othello similar?” Bottom text:  They were both played by Sir Laurence Olivier.”]
I prefer Laurence (Fishburne’s) performance, to be honest.
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “How are Hamlet and Othello similar?” Bottom text:  They were both played by Sir Laurence Olivier.”]

I prefer Laurence (Fishburne’s) performance, to be honest.

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    • #hamlet
    • #othello
    • #laurence olivier
    • #laurence fishburne
    • #laurence olivier is good but not good enough to justify blackface
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Is Hamlet Truly mad?” Middle text: “Is Hamlet truly insane?”  Bottom text:  ”Help me out here, folks…which one’s the Medical Term and which one’s the Legal Term?”]
Actually, I think the first one’s a purely literary term, while the second is the legal term.  Feel free to correct me on this.
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Is Hamlet Truly mad?” Middle text: “Is Hamlet truly insane?”  Bottom text:  ”Help me out here, folks…which one’s the Medical Term and which one’s the Legal Term?”]

Actually, I think the first one’s a purely literary term, while the second is the legal term.  Feel free to correct me on this.

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    • #hamlet
    • #mad
    • #insane
    • #legal terms
    • #medical terms
    • #either way he's a dick
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “How is Cassius characterized” Bottom text: “Awesome, Badass, a Total Rock Star, and…oh wait, wrong Cassius.”]
Accidentally confused This Cassius with This One.  My bad.
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “How is Cassius characterized” Bottom text: “Awesome, Badass, a Total Rock Star, and…oh wait, wrong Cassius.”]

Accidentally confused This Cassius with This One.  My bad.

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    • #julius caesar
    • #cassius
    • #cassius614
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why did Shakespeare use Sonnets?” Bottom text: “Because Bitches Love Sonnets”]
Verified via multiple sources.
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why did Shakespeare use Sonnets?” Bottom text: “Because Bitches Love Sonnets”]

Verified via multiple sources.

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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why does Romeo compare Juliet to the sun?” Bottom text: “Because she was shiny.”]
Either that, or he thought she’d give him a bad sunburn.
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why does Romeo compare Juliet to the sun?” Bottom text: “Because she was shiny.”]

Either that, or he thought she’d give him a bad sunburn.

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    • #sun
    • #shiny
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why did Shakespeare marry Anne Hathaway?” Bottom text: “Because she was hot.”]
I mean seriously, did you see her in The Princess Diaries? How about Havoc?  She was amazing!
(Also, she’s totally playing Catwoman in the next movie!)
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why did Shakespeare marry Anne Hathaway?” Bottom text: “Because she was hot.”]

I mean seriously, did you see her in The Princess Diaries? How about Havoc?  She was amazing!

(Also, she’s totally playing Catwoman in the next movie!)

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    • #anne hathaway
    • #marriage
    • #princess diaries
    • #havoc
    • #batman
    • #the dark knight rises
    • #dc comics
    • #meow
    • #selina kyle.
    • #yes I know it's not the same Anne Hathaway
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why did Romeo leave usc” Bottom text: “Because he got a scholarship to Harvard”]
The Sports Team colors are about the same, so it’s not really that big of an adjustment for him.
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why did Romeo leave usc” Bottom text: “Because he got a scholarship to Harvard”]

The Sports Team colors are about the same, so it’s not really that big of an adjustment for him.

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    • #USC
    • #Harvard
    • #Crimson
    • #Trojans
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why does Hamlet demand that Guildenstern play the recorder?” Bottom text: “So Shakespeare can make an extended innuendo about fellatio.”]
You spin my head right ‘round, right ‘round,
When you go down, when you go down, down…
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why does Hamlet demand that Guildenstern play the recorder?” Bottom text: “So Shakespeare can make an extended innuendo about fellatio.”]

You spin my head right ‘round, right ‘round,

When you go down, when you go down, down…

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    • #hamlet
    • #guildenstern
    • #fellatio
    • #right round
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why does Romeo despise his own name?” Bottom text: “He really wanted to be called Bob.”]
Failing that, “Steve.”
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why does Romeo despise his own name?” Bottom text: “He really wanted to be called Bob.”]

Failing that, “Steve.”

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    • #romeo
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    • #bob
    • #steve
    • #what's in a name
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why is Othello black” Bottom text: “(Ellipsis)”]
…genetics?
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why is Othello black” Bottom text: “(Ellipsis)”]

…genetics?

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    • #DNA
    • #genetics
    • #othello
    • #moor of venice
    • #black
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why is Romeo and Juliet so popular?” Bottom text: “The Double Suicide ending really gets to the much coveted Twi-Hard demographic.”]
No, seriously, it does.
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why is Romeo and Juliet so popular?” Bottom text: “The Double Suicide ending really gets to the much coveted Twi-Hard demographic.”]

No, seriously, it does.

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    • #romeo
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “What is Capulets first answer?” Bottom text: Actually, I believe Capulet went with Ask The Audience.  Then he went for Phone A Friend. ”]
I believe the question involved the proper usage of an apostrophe.
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “What is Capulets first answer?” Bottom text: Actually, I believe Capulet went with Ask The Audience.  Then he went for Phone A Friend. ”]

I believe the question involved the proper usage of an apostrophe.

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    • #capulet.
    • #who wants to be a millionaire
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