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Then in my tent, Cassius, enlarge your griefs, And I will give you audience.
—- Brutus, Julius Caesar Act IV.2
[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “What are Brutus’ tragic flaws?” Bottom text: ”He keeps letting Popeye get a hold of Spinach.”]
Every. Single. Time.
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I prefer Laurence (Fishburne’s) performance, to be honest.
[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Is Hamlet Truly mad?” Middle text: “Is Hamlet truly insane?” Bottom text: ”Help me out here, folks…which one’s the Medical Term and which one’s the Legal Term?”]
Actually, I think the first one’s a purely literary term, while the second is the legal term. Feel free to correct me on this.
[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “How is Cassius characterized” Bottom text: “Awesome, Badass, a Total Rock Star, and…oh wait, wrong Cassius.”]
Accidentally confused This Cassius with This One. My bad.
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[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why does Romeo compare Juliet to the sun?” Bottom text: “Because she was shiny.”]
Either that, or he thought she’d give him a bad sunburn.
[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why did Shakespeare marry Anne Hathaway?” Bottom text: “Because she was hot.”]
I mean seriously, did you see her in The Princess Diaries? How about Havoc? She was amazing!
(Also, she’s totally playing Catwoman in the next movie!)
[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why did Romeo leave usc” Bottom text: “Because he got a scholarship to Harvard”]
The Sports Team colors are about the same, so it’s not really that big of an adjustment for him.
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You spin my head right ‘round, right ‘round,
When you go down, when you go down, down…
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Failing that, “Steve.”
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…genetics?
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No, seriously, it does.
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I believe the question involved the proper usage of an apostrophe.


![[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Is Hamlet Truly mad?” Middle text: “Is Hamlet truly insane?” Bottom text: ”Help me out here, folks…which one’s the Medical Term and which one’s the Legal Term?”]
Actually, I think the first one’s a purely literary term, while the second is the legal term. Feel free to correct me on this.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo1y44nEQC1qmc15do1_1280.png)
![[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why does Romeo compare Juliet to the sun?” Bottom text: “Because she was shiny.”]
Either that, or he thought she’d give him a bad sunburn.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo1xmerJOK1qmc15do1_1280.png)
![[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why did Shakespeare marry Anne Hathaway?” Bottom text: “Because she was hot.”]
I mean seriously, did you see her in The Princess Diaries? How about Havoc? She was amazing!
(Also, she’s totally playing Catwoman in the next movie!)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo1xjyewnC1qmc15do1_1280.png)
![[Picture: Webpage Screenshot. Top text: “Why does Hamlet demand that Guildenstern play the recorder?” Bottom text: “So Shakespeare can make an extended innuendo about fellatio.”]
You spin my head right ‘round, right ‘round,
When you go down, when you go down, down…](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo1xaubZzo1qmc15do1_1280.png)
